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Top ten Signs that your a Loach Addict. :)

Posted By: Robert Montgomery <roofus@volcano.net>
Date: Friday, 28 January 2000, at 1:48 a.m.

10. You feed your fish Frozen Brine Shrimp, Daphnia, Bloodworms etc... and then watch them eat while you eat your peanut butter sandwhich.

9. Your Living room's centerpiece is a beautifull Aquarium. Your spouse insisted on putting that stupid TV in there too....

8. You've ever cancelled a date because one of your fish spawned.

7. You correct your LFS personal when they mispronounce scientific names

6. You've ever wondered with a little cleaning and a few modifications how many loaches could live in your swimming pool.

5. Your spouse says you can't build your fish room till the kids are out of the house. Two words come to mind Military Academy

4. Your spouse tells you if you get one more tank she'll leave you. Man your gonna miss her.

3. Every LFS for 100 miles has your picture behind their counter with a caption that reads: Give this man whatever the heck he wants

2. You tell you child that they'll have to brown bag it to school next week because you have no money for hot lunches.... while you float your 5 new Sids.

And the top 1 sign that maybe, just maybe your a loach addict is......

1. While being intimate with your spouse you stop, point at the Aquarium and say " Did you see that?"

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