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And you think YOUR fish are mean!

Posted By: Wannabe <tony_ort@msn.com>
Date: Saturday, 5 February 2000, at 11:32 a.m.

Another Extract from "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Freshwater Fish". You Know your fish is mean when... ...it is the only fish in the tank that still has both of it's eyes. ...it has it's own Harley parked out front. ...it has an impressive finger collection at the rear corner of it's tank. ...Charles Manson is its pen pal. ...you wake up at the hospital and the last thing you remember is opening the lid of the tank. ...your friends ask what it eats and you reply "anything it want's”! ...Mike Tyson won't come within 50 feet(I didn't Know fish had external ears)and Robin Givens won't come within a mile. ...its tank has wire mesh in the glass. ...the