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Time for another Loach Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Martin Thoene. <martin.thoene@lakenheath.af.mil>
Date: Wednesday, 16 February 2000, at 6:50 p.m.
Dunno why I never thought of this one before. Guess it took a combination of circumstances, posts and "interesting" people to inspire me....and a little dancing!
As it appears that Iris is capable of laughing at herself, based on past posts, I'll stick my neck out...................
The little known Eagles classic....."Loachtel California."
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On a dark sandy substrate,
Kuhli wind in my hair,
Warm smell of fresh Bloodworm,
Rising up in the air.
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Up in the distance,
Saw a flourescent light,
My head grew heavy,
And my sight grew dim,
Can't she stop for tonight?
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There she stood in the doorway,
Heard the dancin' bell,
I was thinking to myself,
This could be Heaven,
Or this could be Hell.
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Then she lit up a candle,
She danced 'cross the way,
There were postings on the computer,
Thought I heard them say.......................
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Welcome to the Loachtel California,
Such a lovely place,
(Such a lovely face),
Plenty of dancin' at the Loachtel California,
Any time of year, any time of year,
You'll find Iris here.
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Her mind is Loachily twisted,
Song 'bout a Mercedes-Benz?
She got a lot of pretty, pretty Botias,
That she calls friends.
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How they dance in the fishtank,
Sweet Bloodworms they get,
Some dance to remember,
Some dance to forget.
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So I called up the Forum,
I'm having a whine,
LOL said, "We haven't had dancin' here,
Since Jane's kuhlis did it fine."
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And still those Loaches are clicking,
From far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night,
Just to hear them say..........................................
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Welcome to the Loachtel California,
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely place,
Livin' it up at the Loachtel California,
What a nice suprise,
What a nice suprise,
The thong shows off your thighs!
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Mirrors on the ceiling,
Webcam's still on ice,
And she said..................
" My fish may be prisoners here,
But I treat them nice."
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And in Iris's chambers,
They gather for the feast,
They stab it with suboccular spines,
But they just can't kill the beast.
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Last thing I remember,
She was running for the door,
Had to get the earthworm back,
To the place it was before.
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"Relax", said the Loachman,
"We are programmed to receive,
You can log-off any time you like,
But you can never leave.".......................................................
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Iris, be gentle with me :)
Martin.
