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Time for another Loach Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By: Martin Thoene. <martin.thoene@lakenheath.af.mil>
Date: Wednesday, 16 February 2000, at 6:50 p.m.

Dunno why I never thought of this one before. Guess it took a combination of circumstances, posts and "interesting" people to inspire me....and a little dancing!

As it appears that Iris is capable of laughing at herself, based on past posts, I'll stick my neck out...................

The little known Eagles classic....."Loachtel California."

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On a dark sandy substrate,

Kuhli wind in my hair,

Warm smell of fresh Bloodworm,

Rising up in the air.

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Up in the distance,

Saw a flourescent light,

My head grew heavy,

And my sight grew dim,

Can't she stop for tonight?

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There she stood in the doorway,

Heard the dancin' bell,

I was thinking to myself,

This could be Heaven,

Or this could be Hell.

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Then she lit up a candle,

She danced 'cross the way,

There were postings on the computer,

Thought I heard them say.......................

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Welcome to the Loachtel California,

Such a lovely place,

(Such a lovely face),

Plenty of dancin' at the Loachtel California,

Any time of year, any time of year,

You'll find Iris here.

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Her mind is Loachily twisted,

Song 'bout a Mercedes-Benz?

She got a lot of pretty, pretty Botias,

That she calls friends.

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How they dance in the fishtank,

Sweet Bloodworms they get,

Some dance to remember,

Some dance to forget.

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So I called up the Forum,

I'm having a whine,

LOL said, "We haven't had dancin' here,

Since Jane's kuhlis did it fine."

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And still those Loaches are clicking,

From far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night,

Just to hear them say..........................................

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Welcome to the Loachtel California,

Such a lovely place,

Such a lovely place,

Livin' it up at the Loachtel California,

What a nice suprise,

What a nice suprise,

The thong shows off your thighs!

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Mirrors on the ceiling,

Webcam's still on ice,

And she said..................

" My fish may be prisoners here,

But I treat them nice."

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And in Iris's chambers,

They gather for the feast,

They stab it with suboccular spines,

But they just can't kill the beast.

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Last thing I remember,

She was running for the door,

Had to get the earthworm back,

To the place it was before.

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"Relax", said the Loachman,

"We are programmed to receive,

You can log-off any time you like,

But you can never leave.".......................................................

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Iris, be gentle with me :)

Martin.


 

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