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New Kevin Costner Film a flop
Posted By: Martin Thoene <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Saturday, 17 January 2004, at 7:31 p.m.
The new Costner epic "Botia World" is being panned by critics. This multi-cent movie featuring Costner dressed in a poorly fitting suit designed to give the appearance of a fish known as Clown Loach features poor direction by the do-it-all actor. The extras, consisting of trained Swordtail fish consistently miss their cues and bumble into the star as he performs. Lighting resembles that in the first Alien movie, but this is no Ridley Scott directed effort. The plot is minimal and acting poor. Costner grew a beard in "Dances With Wolves", but in this movie didn't even bother to grow any sort of facial hair that makeup could fashion into Barbels.
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